(hahaha sorry, the word "meme" amuses me so.)

Instructions:
Go to urban​dicti​onary​.​​​com and type in your answe​r to each quest​ion in the searc​h box, then write​ the FIRST​ (non-vulgar) defin​ition​ it gives​ you.

1) Your name?
2) Your age?
3) One of your frien​ds?​​​
4) What shoul​d you be doing​?​​​
5) Favor​ite color​?​​​
6) Birth​place​?​​
7) Month​ of your birth​day?​​​
8) Last perso​n you talke​d to?
9) One of your nickn​ames?​​​
10) Last ex?

1) Audrey

A girl who is completely and stunningly beautiful and can take very good myspace pictures.
Dude, that girl is so Audrey.

[awesome. Audrey is so Audrey. haha but i don't have myspace.]

2)Sixteen

Most commonly referred to someone's age. It is said to be one's "Prime," age, where they look/shine/feel their best. Sixteen is the age where you get multitudes of exciting privileges such as quickie-driviers' license, get a decent job (Host/hostess,) and you're no longer at the very "bottom" of highschool.

Daughter: "Oh, Daddy, please can you get me a convertible when I turn sixteen?"
Daddy: "Of course, Sugar plum!"
Daughter: "Oh, thanks Daddy!"

or,

Wife: "Didn't I just look so good when I was sixteen?"
Husband: "Yeah...This photo book sure has some crazy pictures of us crazy teens!"

3)Jacqueline

Jacqueline is a term for a hot sexy mama with big boobs and nice ass, good at sports and is very intelligent.
wow! Don't you love jacquelines they have the whole package

[HAHA i am so sorry, jacq. but this is what they defined your name to be.]

4)Homework

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.
my satan teacher gave me crap.

5)Pink

A clothing line by Victoria's Secret. It includes Panties, tank tops, shorts, bathing suits etc...
I love the new Pink bathing suit I got from Victoria's Secret.

6)Singapore

5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise.

4 common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, glorious food! Shopping, Welcome to the Great Singapore Sale! Toto/4D, come Saturday Sunday.. will I win? (bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai), Education - "Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!"

3 MRT lines: North South line, East West line, North East line

2 hours(approx): is needed to travel from one end to another end of Singapore.

1 common language: Singlish "See liao lah... What you want?" "SCUSE"

Singapore is rojak.

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.]

7)September

A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
I can't wait for september to come so we can play in the leaves!

8)Alston

When you play hit someone in the head with a baseball bat, critically injuring them.
Dude dont pull and an alston.

[haha my brother, fyi. hahaha and this definition is like almost exactly what he does all the time.]

9)Aud

Abbreviation for Australian Dollar
1 AUD will get u 77 US cents at the moment.

10)None.

Half a penis
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[HAHAH sorry, can't resist this one. HAHAHA.]

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yes, this is how bored i have become.

anyway! i hope that we're going to bpp for lunch later because i need to buy nail polish remover as i have been scratching the varnish off my nails and now they look horrendous. also, i will be going for some musical at the NUS concert hall later and i don't think it'll be acceptable for me to turn up with scratched-off nails. i think i might be wearing a dress! how exciting.

blah. i still need to do p&c.