ew my voice is disgusting now. i hate sore throats. i'm so going to make sure that i take the gross cough syrup on time and sleep at ten every night. drink lots and lots of water, even if it means peeing so much till it becomes colourless. thanks, natw, for your well wishes. (:

well, avril, showing you some love here! feast your eyes on this. :D:D





this happened last tuesday, after amath remedial, before chem remedial. haha the rmun people probably haven't seen me with glasses before. here it is! i'm embracing my inner nerd.

okayyy. so yesterday! i went to swensen's with jacq to do homework. it was a nice start to the homework-doing. haha.

during our 4.5 hours there, we heard the songs replay 1.5 times. hahahaha. it was damn funny.
"eh, haven't we heard this song before?"
"oh, yeah!"
"..."
"you know you've stayed in a place long enough when you hear their entire soundtrack replay."
hahaha and then we tried identifying the songs and then writing them down. we didn't get through the soundtrack for a second time though. here's what we managed to get anyway:

(J) When You're Gone -- Avril Lavigne
(A) Beautiful Girls -- Sean Kingston
(J) Never Again -- Kelly Clarkson
(A) Umbrella -- Rihanna
(J) Misery Business -- Paramore
(J) Wait For You -- Elliot Yamin
(A) Girlfriend -- Avril Lavigne
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then we had to go. but there were other songs like
Unfaithful -- Rihanna
Beep -- PCD
Reflection -- Christina Aguilera
Big Girls Don't Cry -- Fergie
Go Home -- Michael Buble
(i don't know if this is the real title, but me and jacq keep hearing this song! twice at vivo's zara and now at swensen's.
"we keep hearing this song! it's like our song."
"or maybe they just want us to go home.")

yeah and this is what we ate:
(J) Clam Chowder
(A) Hot U.S Fries
(J&A) Mac 'n' Cheese
(J&A) Dessert

dessert was really really funny because they shoved the menu at us again, and we agreed to buy dessert because we wanted to stay there longer. we were about to order something different when they informed us that there was this whole set lunch thing going on and dessert was for free. it's this fudge cake thing with icecream and all we're supposed to do is to choose the flavour of the icecream. and since jacq has Bloody Mary, i was the one eating the icecream, thus the one choosing the flavour. i chose Frosted Chocolate Malt because it sounds really yummy.

okay, the funny part is that the waiter couldn't prounounce FUDGE. so me and jacq kept staring at him because we kept hearing f**k cake.

"would you like to choose the icecream flavour to go with the f**k cake?"
"the what?"
"f**k cake."
"ermmm ahhh, right. okay. hmmm. frosted chocolate malt?"
"thank you. so that'll be a frosted chocolate malt icecream with the f**k cake?"
"...yeah i think so."
he left.
and i look at jacq.
"is it me or did he keep saying...?"
"omg yes!'"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

and when the FUDGE cake finally came, it was so freaking tiny okay! like 2 cm by 2 cm or something. and the icecream scoop must have been specially customized for anorexics or soemthing because it was as big as a golf ball! or as small as. me and jacq couldn't stop laughing and i insisted on taking a picture.

speaking of pictures, JACQUELINE LEONG! YOU HAVEN'T SENT ME THE PICTURES WE TOOK WITH EMILYYY. DON'T THINK I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT ALREADY! UPLOAD AND SEND. NOW.

okay. now that i've made my stand clear,

today's attempt at homework was noble. i filed physics and bio SPA worksheets, then did chinese. one cloze passage before heading off for lunch. slept for one hour after lunch and was contemplating giving up on homework when sze smsed. so i called her, as promised and i told her all about what she wanted to know. then slowly, as we were talking, i built myself up to do homework again. and i did! i finished another chinese close passage, about two questions of amath and ten questions of emath. wahahah. i will do more tomorrow!

oh yes! and i was chatting with andy soh on gmail and he totally motivated me to call the Palm customer service hotline to ask about my screwed phone. it went quite well! (: and the woman was so nice. she gave me solutions and instructions on what to do. if it was the battery's problem, they'll replace the battery for me. and if it isn't, THEY'LL REPLACE THE WHOLE PHONE FOR MEEE. i hope they can retrieve my pictures and everything. MY MESSAGES! please please please. omg, technology fails me, YET AGAIN.

well then, i would finally like to thank my fellow rmun friends on actually reading the previous post. and then personally telling me how funny it was. andy even recommended it on his blog. rachel too! :D:D:D i thought nobody would read it except me. and the audrey tan fifty years from now. oh yes! i've yet to write and send a letter to dear eeleng. hm i think i shall do that tonight. :D

AND OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOG
ahhhhhhh
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE "MADE WITH LOVE" SHOP IN PLAZA SING?! omg i can't believe i didn't know about its existence until last sunday! everything is so freaking pretty there! and THEY ARE HIRING. i don't care. after the o's, i'm going to apply for the spot! can you imagine? working with beautiful pieces of papers and intricate stamps and vintage stickers and omg i can't breathe.

okay. audrey's back to normal. adrenaline all safely destroyed. i am going to-- what am i going to do? should i sleep somemore? then i can stay online later. and even if i don't want to stay online later-- hmmmm. yeah i'm going to nap again. hahaha. sick people deserve to sleep more okay!

imma sleep sweet now, people!
xoxo.