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I AM GOING TO TAIWAN!!!!!!

okay. stop rolling your eyes, i command you. it is an exciting event for me because i can't believe how often i'm going overseas. first Japan and now Taiwan!!! which is like an eating paradise to my dad but another shopping paradise for ME! hahaha. i'm so giddy with excitement. i'm like shopping so much. but i don't care. this time, i'm bringing the ATM with me. (DADDY DEAREST.)

be prepared for the flood of photos i will post after returning. this time my MOM'S going too, which means better outfits. hahaha. i promise i'll take pictures. pretty pictures. :D

anyways, let's take a look at this quote.

AUDREY TAN IS GOING TO BE A PROPHET WHEN SHE GROWS UP OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

what's so surprising about that, choi sze wing?

HAHAHA. no lah. i just had this feeling you know? that whatever i was saying wasn't words of assurance. of course, you didn't believe me. until it came true. SO THERE. :D

talk to you later.

OMG. i'm losing my blogging bug. let me die.

so anyway, it was my mom's birthday yesterday and we went to vivo to celebrate. she bought more clothes from zara and a pair of stockings from Topshop. she's so BRANDED. more materialistic than me, okay! but whatever, i get to borrow her clothes. :D haha. so yes, it was funny because my dad was wearing this pink shirt which said "I believe in Happy Endings."

so ate at Sushi Tei and ended up ordering so much food, it was like an eating competition. the dishes just kept coming and coming. we had to stuff our mouths with food so they could clear the dishes for more new dishes. it was crazy. but they were all yummy. but i was DAMN full. we had 13 dishes altogether. and it cost around $124. still, crazy.

my mom keeps insisting that she's only 24. i shan't reveal her actual age because she wouldn't like that. but she's over 40 already. and my father has this funny pose for her actual age which he does every time she looks at him.

"you don't have to care what's my birth year or what's my age difference with you. you just have to know that i am 24 years old." when my sister kept on insisting that my mom isn't 24. (which she isn't, of course.)

i'm so hungry. just got back from tuition and there isn't food. ugh. i'll go cook myself some maggie noodles. SLURPPPP.

with my grave condolences to that dead werewolf which jumped out of your school bag and kissed your butt,
audrey.
oxox.