argh. i have bangs!

shit. now i look so disgusting and smelly and stinky and horrendous and terrifying!

god, i'm so depressed.

and i have buts later on. WHY OH WHY CAN'T I BE AN OSTRICH AT TIMES LIKE THIS?

this is the end of the world. if my bangs doesn't grow out soon, i'm going to throw myself off a fleet of stairs.

anybody up for wig-shopping with me?

trust me, it IS stupifying. it IS. now my face is so FAT you'd think i'm hiding two balloons in my mouth. AHHHHHH.