i wanted to type out my english presentation talkshow script because it's really funny and i wanted to remember it for LIFE, but i don't have the script with me. some other day, then. (now everybody say "awww.")
that was taken from DJW's speaker, jeremy.
going on.
i remember how in sec one, i used to think that georgia was such an ugly font. because i remember how i would type a whole blog post and then highlight the entire chunk so i can change the font to trebuchet or verdana. stupid me thought that the ugly font would appear on my blog too. how stupid indeed.
but! this shows how i have matured. i now quite like georgia. in fact, i like all san-serif fonts. like times new romans. yes! times new romans is my ultimate love, but it doesn't look nice on blogger. i particularly like it when i print out huge chunks of text in times new romans. it makes me extremely happy, for no reason at all.
:D
oh, and my mom changed my pyjamas! ): my wonder cow teeshirt is gone now. replaced by some oversized blue-and-grey-striped white shirt. it doesn't help that it has some big ugly X on it. i can't sleep beautifully now. crap.
well, i attempted writing more of my fanfic and i sorta succeeded, writing four more pages and then stopping again. it's an improvement, okay! i haven't written for weeeeeks.
maybe i'll continue tomorrow after school. but i'll nap first. i haven't napped in a long time, even though i napped a little today. i hate it when my mom teases me about my naps. how i drool, how i open my mouth, how i do this or that. but i can tell you FOR SURE, that they are pure teasing. whatever she says are completely non-existant and imaginary. honest. you can believe me because i can choose to delete that part, or not type it out. but i did. which shows that it's not the truth. if it IS the truth, then i'd be too ashamed to write about it. but it isn't.
conclusion: it isn't the truth. my mom is lying.
but whatever, you won't believe me anyway. what's the point.
going on to a more interesting topic. this is my very interesting msn conversation with Miss Avril Lee.
audrey ;merry goes round says:
did you get a curve or a straight line graph for bio today?
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
curve!
audrey ;merry goes round says:
(sorry, totally random. but it will look more convincing if you have the word BIOLOGY in your msn convo/.)
audrey ;merry goes round says:
oh yay!
audrey ;merry goes round says:
i got a CURVE GRAPH too!
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
no, the points aren't like that.
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
see, because 235^2 isn't equals to 3
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
so it's a quadratic equation
audrey ;merry goes round says:
exactly!
audrey ;merry goes round says:
even i know that.
audrey ;merry goes round says:
i mean, it's so obvious 235^2 is only 4.
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
no, but then what about b) (ii)?
audrey ;merry goes round says:
i put that the kiwis died of extinction.
audrey ;merry goes round says:
what about you?
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
no, kiwis are endangered
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
and full of vitamin c!
audrey ;merry goes round says:
oh yeah. it's the DODO BIRDS which are extinct.
audrey ;merry goes round says:
sorry.
audrey ;merry goes round says:
mixed up.
audrey ;merry goes round says:
anyway, what did you say about climate affecting the flamingo feather colour?
audrey ;merry goes round says:
i sid that they were no longer pink.
audrey ;merry goes round says:
which is so sad.
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
no, i said that global warming made them MORE pink
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
because it's so hot
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
and red reflects the sun better
audrey ;merry goes round says:
how can they get any pinker? get any pinker and they'll be a threat to they Assiociation of Eye Health!
audrey ;merry goes round says:
you know, blinding everyone, except me. since my eyes are so immune to pink.
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
they might cause myopia, put that down in our thesis.
audrey ;merry goes round says:
no problem. i can feel how it's going to be great and it'll just BLOW everyone away.
audrey ;merry goes round says:
i just know it.
audrey ;merry goes round says:
we need more causes of myopia.
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
okay
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
red-leafed trees
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
green is for good eyesight
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
but red is bad!
audrey ;merry goes round says:
so you mean the green tigers are actually good for us?
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
i think so.
audrey ;merry goes round says:
maybe we should try to convince that our blood be turned into green, so people won't faint at the sight of blood.
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
but wikipedia says green tigers excrete methane
audrey ;merry goes round says:
you know, since red is bad.
audrey ;merry goes round says:
you mean you never knew that?
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
i dunno, man
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
whoo, this is tough
audrey ;merry goes round says:
the tigers mated with kiwis to become green. and they eat too much cows.
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
miss shamalamadingdong shouldn't have given us such a short time to do this
audrey ;merry goes round says:
thus the methane.
audrey ;merry goes round says:
exactly
audrey ;merry goes round says:
!
audrey ;merry goes round says:
good thing we didn't get the llama milk one.
audrey ;merry goes round says:
that one's a killer.
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
goat milk!
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
is bad for eyes
audrey ;merry goes round says:
why?
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
see, because it has kinkids, en enzyme
❤ last straws and screaming trees. says:
*an
audrey ;merry goes round says:
it's kinkyase! all enzymes end with ASE.
audrey ;merry goes round says:
oh crap. i'm sorry i went offline. NINJAS INVADED MY HOUSE WITH OMNIBUSES!
and THAT, m'dears, is the end of my blogpost for today. goodnight everybody.
