it's so funny how adults sms in all caps. my mother, my aunts, my father. i think they just dont bother to press that button to change it to non-caps. and they say we're lazy. ha, the irony of it all.

to maxine: well, wonderful life is nice! it's annoying how they always misunderstand each other though. something like goong. chaegyung like shin and shin like chaegyung, but it's only at the very end that they know this fact. same to wei xiao pasta. xiaoshi and hequn, tsktsk. but i think they're a cute couple. haha.

to anonymous: i can only say that i've beat you to that fact, of which has been well-acknowlegded in past posts. and that you're as random as me. okay, maybe not as random as me (seeing how you hate me enough to tag as an anon, you probably dont want to be linked in any way to me.), but still, random. i actually planned on listing out what else you can tag, other than calling me a general 'ugly'. but i shall leave it up to you. be more specific. 'ugly' is really a very generalized term. though i have to forgive you, since i am generally ugly.

im sorry, since this anon got me started on my ugliness, i do feel a rant coming up. people can exit the window now. unless you want to feel pretty (so just read on), or you're bored (and have nothing better to do), or you want to tag (and to do so, you have to continue scrolling down) or you just want to have better tips of how to insult me (think: anon).

i think my teeth is getting yellower again. yes, rub it in. i blame it all on my laziness and the failure to brush my teeth dilligently. DANGITALL. but whatever, it's just destiny slash fate.

and i'm getting breakouts. i feel annoyed. i havent been washing my fash properly.

and i'm getting fat. people, stop your protests already! you have no idea how much i ate at eeleng's bbq AND i'm still eating! i ate Macs for dinner today.

i think i shall stop my rant now. it's not very long, but it's enough to make me feel thoroughly pissed and angry at myself. even the accomplishment of finishing sdxl2 does not help.

OH YES, how can i forget?

i have one big eye and one small eye. actually, just the left eye bigger than the right eye. i am already a freak, what does the whole eye thing make me now? a freaky freak?! actually, an ugly freak. and fat. and pimply. and yellow-teethed.

no, i cant calm down. i just cant. but i shall insert something interesting here, in an attempt to maybe calm me down, but mostly to entertain you and to distract you from my ranting.

one of the many questions in an interview of Xiaxue, a supposedly famous blogger.

Q: You say you love your country passionately. In 20 words or less, can you say why - despite your foul mouth and filthy mind - you are a model Singaporean?

A: Oh dear ... How about my favourite colour is pink. You get pink when you mix our national colours - red and white.

yes, she loves pink too.

oh yes, a pink freak. add that on to my "Why Audrey Tan Jie Jin is a Freak" list.

if cheryl or eeleng is reading this, please understand that i am in no position to reply your email now. im feeling a little too much.

im also sorry that i left out a disclaimer. i should have warned you all about this stupid and childish rant about a freak. if your computer is in bits and pieces (because you smashed it out of sheer annoyance) and you cant read this, sorry, but im even sorrier i cant do anything.

again, i know that the instant i wake up the next morning, i'll hate this post with all my being. but still, im posting it. so i can hate myself better, should the need arise. go on and express your annoyance, i feel it already, even though i havent post this.

you'll probably think 'audrey knows that i cant just say how annoyed i am, especially on her blog! this just annoys me further.'

im sorry. but this is quite true. so you can go and slash your annoyance away on a noteboook. you can even throw darts at a photo of my ugly face. dont worry, the holes caused by the darts will not cause my face to get any uglier than it already is. it's the only way for you to feel less pissed.

i think i should publish this before i type too much and punch myself in the face. simply for being too URGH.

yes, i should end my nonsense.