i love you all!

thanks so much for tagging, an effort to cheer me up. and it worked! so like i mentioned before, i read my previous post and felt so malu. urgh.

anyways, i can take full lit! dances around. honestly. i am SO happy. it's not a DUH event that im taking full lit okay, you have no idea how scared i was about ms tan recommending half lit to me. ): i planned not to cry.

but phew! i can! joy to the world!~ hahahaha.

im absurdly hyped now. thanks to emily, eeleng and geelyn! for tagging. and it's okay if you dont tag, i can sense that you read my blog. (i am seriously delusional now.)

and anyways, im going to do a chinese CAP next year! yay. im so looking forward to next year suddenly. yes, i am crazy. im surprised it took you so long to realise that.

oh!

you know my room's doorknob is spoiled? so now, whenever i close the door, it's locked from the outside. muahaha. i get all the privacy i want and i cant be blamed!

lala. i dont know what else to bl--

OMG. there was a talk on crime prevention today by a policeman. i hope he doesnt read the following and sue me. :/

well, i will never ever steal anything from my friends. that's seriously sick. why would i steal something from my friends? like, so if i like your handphone, the most i'd get the same handphone. or i'll just look at your handphone more than usual. why steal? imagine the immense guilt that would be with you for the rest of your life, which is more than 50 years. yuks.

and then blogging. yes, blogging can be a crime. but that depends on what you blog. im pretty sure blogging about crap is safe. and seeing how i have such pointless posts, which are either too happy or too emo, i dont think anyone can sue me.

except for the policeman, if he thinks that i am directing all this at him. he may be reading this for all i know.

but please, mr policeman, im not blogging anything bad about you. you can read my archives (but it'd be awfully boring) and it'll show that i dont blog bad stuff. maybe emo, but not bad.

okay. so there are bad posts. but they're in a fit of anger. and i now know my mistake. im repentant! believe me, mr policeman! i'll change for the better; just dont sue me!

(and if you think that im mocking you, IM sueing YOU for being blind to my sincerity and not appreciating it!)

really, those were from the very bottom of my heart. but i have to change a topic now, mr policeman, because my other friends who are reading this would feel bored. and i need to entertain them.

so, im going on.

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yupps. i shall quote lilly from Hannah Montana. it's something which i thought to be extremely funny!

"is that a pimple? or is your face growing another head?!"

hahahahahaha. dont you just find that amazing genius-mockery/sarcarsm? it's so super funnny!

im sorry if im being random. i hope i wont be sued.

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years after, when i read this again, i think i would be shocked by my own blogging. and my audacity.

(hahahaha. Audacious Audrey!)