yes, alas! i think i'm losing my uncanny ability to entertain through blogging! gasp, people, gasp!

oi. i never say i'm not a drama mama.

anyways, i shall talk about my day, and then the fading ability to entertain.

first was Christmas Service where we sang and sang. actually, THEY sang and sang. i just stoned. after that was CLDDS, where there was a skit and a show (a 1yr8mths toddler fell into a narrow but deep well. how scarily sad!). and then there were singing.

and then it was class time, where we all got our report books back. i am now a "mature young lady", no longer a "bubbly girl". really, you have no idea how much i laughed at that comment.

and then recess, then library, then english, then library.

english was really supposed to be the spelling bee, but no one wanted to play. so miss tan got onto the computer and scared everybody by saying she should visit blogs.

i wasn't scared. because of my cool yet complicated blog url. she'll never get it. anyoldhow, i googled my own name before. and my blog didnt come up! muahaha.

emily was, nevertheless, freaking out about it. apparently, she didnt want miss tan to see her blogskin. "Glitz 'n' Glamour... is what i go after"! haha. how about that? tsk, emily ah, ask you to change your blogskin, never listen la!

wells, we didnt do the blog thing, although it would have been quite fun, seeing the many kinds of blogskins and reading the blogposts all together. watching youtube was equally fun. hahahaha. staffroom r(a) is on youtube!

i'm glad im taking full lit, cos i think miss tan's a really cute and interesting teacher. she's so small and doll-like! dont you think so? I think so. she's really the most adorable teacher i've ever seen. in terms of appearance. hahahaha.

yes, sometimes she gets pms-y. but dont we all? boring lessons are inevitable, but hey! at least she tries to liven it up. i've only glanced through the Fahrenheit 451 book and it already scares me.

well, mostly im afraid that i won't be able to do well and miss tan would be disappointed in me. i hate disappointing anyone, let alone teachers. especially if they shake their head and give you a disappointed look. gosh, that's it man. it's enough to make me guilty the rest of my boring life.

but then again, i remind myself that if i dont take lit, i'd have to take either full history or goeg, and i just shudder to think what will happen to me. so, i'll cherish full lit with all that i am.

gogogo, audrey!

(yes, everybody needs a little prep talk sometimes, even me.)

and back to the main focus of this blogpost. I am losing my entertainmentness.

i'm not sure if there's such a word, but oh wells. i made it up then. if you never ever thought that i was entertaining, then you can stop reading and close the window/go to another website. i'll wait for you to finish doing that.
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okays.

so only people who think i'm entertaining will be reading this. firstly, thanks for your support. but then again, you make me feel guilty that im not entertaining you enough.

honestly, even i dont feel entertained when i read back my posts. i feel like such a letdown, a good-for-nothing.

stop this nonsense, audrey tan!

okay, this is not what i expected. becoming emo or going into inferior mode is not helping things. so, people-who-thinks-im-entertaining, here's what you can do:

tag me and suggest what i can blog about.

if you tell me to go to the flooble blogpost generator, i will scream. you have no idea how lousy it is. i did it once, out of boredom. and even though it got me unbored, i was shocked at how annoying stupid it is. it's kinda funny though.

but, flooble, dont sue me. i still am a loyal user of your chatterbox. glance to the left of this post. :D

yupps, if you dont bother to tag me, then i'll just feel sorry for myself. because then i'll have to come up with topics all by myself and mass-murder my very own precious brain cells. so what if they're getting rusty? i still love them.

and now, audrey recalls something and she shall digress.

yupps, i heard from cheryl that miss tan has her own blog! oh, how very cool! i would like to know her blog and would google her later on, after i publish this post and read it through once again. fancy teachers having blogs. that's so adorable! hahaha. i'd want to know what they think of us, be it good or bad. (:

but then again, it'll be so scary, if a teacher is reading this now.

EH. if a teacher is reading this now, then she must think i'm entertaining!

oh gosh, thanks teacher! you have no idea how much you have encouraged me. a TEACHER finds me entertaining?!

that's cool. wayyy cool.

okay, maybe not ME, but MY BLOG. it's pretty much the same thing lah, except that you dont see my face.

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okay, maybe that makes it a huge difference.

ANYWAY, i may have lost my ability to entertain, but i obviously still have the ability to crap. look at what you have just read.

so, i shall now leave you to think of topics for my to blog about. that's your homework. yes, good girls (and teachers). no reward, but, the knowledge that you helped in gaining my entertainmentness back? oh, simply fabulous, aint it?

sososo, hug yourself first, for being such a wonderful loyal fan of my blog and then you can start almost immediately on your homework.

sighs in bliss.

you may think im delusional, but really, it makes everything looks better. it's easier being happy that way.

try it.(: