i am so bored, you cannot imagine what have i been doing.
i've been using the computer so much. either that, or the television. which doesn't really help much.
here is a girl who used to think that being able to use the computer unlimitedly was the best anyone could give to her.
and the very same girl stands before you, looking like she does nothing but stare into outer space, wondering if a pig would happen to fly past her.
(which isn't true. i just needed to place emphasis on how bored i actually am.)
being bored is bad enough as it is, i dont even have the mood to do anything else. no blogging vibes and serious writer's block. what a great combination.
and when you dont have to mood to do anything else, you just EAT and SLEEP and get FAT.
which is why, i'm going into a 'diet'.
it's not really a diet. BUT, in a way, it is. because i made a big show of announcing to my mother how i have decided to go on a diet.
knowing my mother, she would take every chance she can to remind me that i'm on diet, just to tease me.
and when she really does that, i can hesitate and think-- whether i should really go on and binge, or i should just stop myself.
you'll be surprised how well this 'diet' is coming along. the only ONE thing that is pleasing me throughout this holiday.
actually, the only other thing that pleases me is the ability to tell my sister that "my holidays are here. but yours aren't!!!"
oh gosh, the glare that i will go on to receive from her is priceless. absolutely priceless.
i sigh in pleasure from the sheer memory of it. (:
oh yupps, i'm so sorry that i havent been blogging. my sister have been hogging the computer too. we're both reading fanfictions, the new YouTube. to us, that is.
so here i am, after a long awaited wait. blogging, about how bored i am. oh dear, you must be bored too! i sincerely hope that you have been enjoying yourself. it helps to think that there are others who's keeping the Earth a happy place, since i haven't quite been doing that myself.
gah, smile now m'deahs. the holidays are here, exams are over, what more do we want?
oh right, the chance to go out more too!
hmm, i guess that can be easily arranged. even for someone whose marks are pure manure (aka SHIT), my mom allows me to go out too! :D that's a good thing, fyi.
hohum. we have arrived to a certain point, where i run out of things to say.
though it's better that i'm blogging, and not on the phone. don't you just hate it when there are awkward pauses in between? and both of the participants (one of which is you) racks your brain frantically, searching for something to talk about?
ah, that i hate very much. i usually go 'lalala' to cover up the silence. awkward laughter follows and we either say byebye, or i mention anything random in my mind.
(i notice i'm blogging in a weird tone. i think that's because i've been reading Princess Diaries too much. it gets to me, as we can all tell. but nevermind. a change once in a while is refreshing, no?)
here is the cue for me to skip to another topic without you noticing.
you know, i like my name, Audrey. i used to hate it when i was young. you would too, if you had a sister with the lovely name, Annabella and a brother with another lovely name, Alston. both names are one of their kind.
however, it's a whole new different case when it comes to Audrey. Many girls all over the world have the name, Audrey. doesn't make me feel any more special than the rice grains you eat everyday. they all look the same.
butbutbut, recently, i came to notice several similarities amongst people with the names Audrey. for the very obvious one, me and Audrey Wong share the same birthdate. and in a while back, i gave you all a html link to a blogskinner, who goes by the name Audrey Tan. she, too, likes pink! like me. and only today, while i was fanfictioning, i read a story by this wonderful author, coincidentally with the name Audrey. no, we do not share the ability to write creatively unfortunately. however, i noticed her addition of a 's' after every 'anyway'. it was a slight mistake, which happened seldomly, but often enough. i also use 'anyways', if you haven't noticed. actually, i like adding 's' to words. examples include 'oh wells', 'yupps', okays', and so on.
i feel... wow-ish, everytime i find an example between me and another Audrey. my heart skips a beat and i feel absurdly funny on the inside. i dont know how to describe that feeling, and i'm not about to try. i guess it's either pure coincidence, or plain miraculous. really, i'd rather the latter.
...
okay. we have reached another of the awkward situations, where i again run out of things to talk about.
a smart move made by me and TADA, i have found something to talk about.
i went back to my tagboard and shall now attempt to reply some recent tags.
jingning! hahahah. no, i dont think i'm going to change anytime soon. i'm pretty happy about who i am now. guess i found my identity and is satisfied. before i start sing-wailing "We're All In This Together", im going on to the next tag.
emily! thanks for the 'sweet post' tag, i'm pleased that i got the effect i tried to achieve. wells, i didnt get the "previous post never show" part, but i came to a conclusion that you tried tagging, but it didnt get posted. haha, dont worry, no harm done. i'm happy that you even considered tagging. as for the announcement, no problem la. anytime you need me to announce anything again, my blog's always open! winks.
julia! YES! yes yes yes yes yes. let's go out during the holsies! i'm so bored, like you already know. so plan something! well, hahahaha. i LOVE long tagboards. (:
that's all. i'm not replying cara's tags because 1) i've already replied her on her own blog's tagboard and 2) i have no idea how to express the love back to cara in words. i, unlike cara, do not have that superpower. okay, maybe it's just my limited vocabulary. haha.
scrolling all the way up, i believe that i have blogged sufficiently to last you guys for a few days. but don't worry, Audrey will be back with another post in a jiffy.
she just needs sleep. and speaking of sleeping, i remembered all about my freakishly weirded-out dream last night. i can't blog about it now, since i already typed out an ending for this post.
nevermind. at least i now have something to blog in the next post.
look forward to it!
i, or rather, the dream, will not disappoint you!
sleep well, my darlings. Audrey needs her beauty sleep too. (even though you can pretty much strike off the 'beauty' word.)
niteys<3.
[/edit] blogger nearly scared the pink out of me when it printed the THERE WAS AN ERROR sign, big and bold on the screen. i thank God for the 'back' button.