yo!

im so in the HIPHOP mood.

you know why?

i think you do.

because i've moved to the groove during dance class today!

and it was quite retarded because i didnt really catch on in the beginning and i kept messing up. also, i couldnt quite do the moves as nicely as our HIPHOP coach.

haha. she's a Ms Tan too.

so me and emily were like, all Tans are talented. look at Ms Michelle Tan, Ms June Tan and now this Ms HIPHOP Tan.

heh.

i know Ms Emily Tan is going to be some famous ice-skater.

but me?

HAH.

i'd probably be the Ms Audrey Tan, who is talented at being Nothing.

hey!

being Nothing is hard ok. it's not as easy as it seems. you have to feel lousy at all times, well, most of the times. and an importnat criteria is that you must be a natural slacker. because, when you slack, you have nothing to do and gradually, you, too, will become a Nothing. oh. it helps that one is short, so you can like blend into the crowd better. you know, like, nobody can see you. not like someone tall. their head just stick out from the crowd, drawing unecessary attention to themselves. and that, is just wrong. nobody ever notices a Nothing. unless, that Nothing is exceptionally pretty, then it'll be promoted to a Something. in my case, however, i'm not as honoured.

and that, was one of my best blogging bugs at work.

the crapping blogging bug.

but then to think about it, i ONLY have the crapping blogging bug.

if you dont include the random blogging bug, the recount blogging bug, the quiz blogging bug, the high blogging bug and maybe the sad blogging bug.

but the crapping blogging bug is the biggest of them all.

it's like the queen bug or something.

it's this big.

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see.

it's so disgustingly huge.

and while im typing all this, the crapping blogging bug is at work, together with the random blogging bug. and before that was the high blogging bug.

bleagh.

there may be new blogging bugs, which i have yet to find out about.

so, till then,

i do hope that these two blogging bugs are keeping you guys entertained.

(:

PS. what's up with nameless mann? havent you, like, been reading my blog? Nobody loves a Nothing. so unless you're saying the Julian guy is a Nobody (which i dont think you are.), i suggest you just SHUT UP.

thanks. (: